OMG! Where will this child get the energy to meltdown this mountain of garri? We all need the energy that comes eating garri (eba) but this is more funny than true 😂
But we also so know that too much of everything is not good, that’s why we’re looking for the parents of this child and what his name is?
Maths should be simple so we can have good science students that will help improve our chemical and healthcare industry instead of having awon science students. 😂
It’s only ignorance that can hinder one from seeing the limit they should sacrifice and for what.
We’re still out looking for the parents of this children and their names.
Kids of today don’t know what struggle is. During our times, we watched England Vs Nigeria matches on a Black and White TV.
If we increased brightness, English team players will disappear… If we reduced the brightness, Nigerian team players will disappear.
Ladies if you go to your boyfriend’s house and meet another girl preparing stew…
Just take another pot and boil rice, it’s
Eating suya with a friend that paid for it is really stressful… you will be asking the holy spirit for direction on when to pick another one meat.
Last night I had a dream and I was kissing my neighbour’s daughter but this morning she saw me and pretended like nothing happened.
The way some girls love cars, you will think they were breastfeed with car engine oil!
A baby’s laughter is the sweetest sound you’ll ever hear. Unless it’s 2AM and you’re home alone in your village.
A teacher went to a hotel and wanted to see the menu but did not remember what it is called; so he asked the waiter to give him the food Syllabus.
Some Nigerian girls will cook soup and you will still see the price written on the stock fish’s head with a green marker.
When money is involved some Nigerian girls will be like… I love him because his ugliness is very matured.
My sister, if he calms to love you from the bottom of his heart, ask him who is at the top? Don’t take nonesense!
Old people always claim to know everything until its time to recharge their phone.